readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

(via wahad-itnayn-tisah)


best-of-funny:

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

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(via orgasm)


profoak:

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

(via noideawhatimcapableof)





(via orgasm)


faithandfearcollide:

But what ever do you mean Ginny?

image

….Oh

(via operation-kill-the--bitch)


a haiku about most of my pencils

best-of-funny:

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit

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